Crisis Management Counselor Tries To Land A New Account

by Tony Peyser

"Mel, you gotta believe me when I say
There's an upside to your run-in with booze:
Because of fighting now in Lebanon
Lots of folks are unhappy with the Jews.

You accidentally did a smart thing
If you look at the whole composite
And picked the perfect time to come
Out of the anti-Semitic closet."