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Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:22

Israel Defeats Hezbollah (Yeah, Right) - Verse-Case Scenario

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Israel Defeats Hezbollah (Yeah, Right)

by Tony Peyser

The Jews no longer look like
The toughest kids on the block
Despite their bombing Lebanon
Just like we did in Iraq.

Bush calls the Israelis victors
After goading them into the plan
Neo-Cons told him to test drive
Before using it against Iran.

Another fiasco for Dubya
Of this there can be no doubt:
Time to kick it like Tricky Dick
Say we won and get the hell out.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the new BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. .

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