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Friday, 05 October 2007 03:24

Sign Of The Times -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

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My Republican friend "Bob"
(Who is one of my best)
Just told me he's decided
To give the GOP a rest.

Even though the Clintons
Made him snide & shrill
"Bob" said in 2008
He'll be voting for Hill.

Things will be different
Since George W. came in
From now on, Matt won't
Mean Drudge but Damon.

Adios neo-con hawks with
Cutesy nicknames like J-Pod
I expect more talks about
What's going on with A-Rod.

No more teachers
Dirty looks
No more David
Broder or Brooks.

Bill is Bubba, not O'Reilly
Sean is Penn, not Hannity
Rush is just a Canadian band
How nice to hear such sanity.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..