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Friday, 21 May 2010 09:13

The Skinny on Rand Paul -- Verse-Case Scenario

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TONY PEYSER FOR BUZZFLASH

One basic and alarming fact?
Paul’s opposed to the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Re: Civil Rights legislation, he thinks it’s vital to
Absolutely and quickly get rid of Title II.

(Paul would like to eliminate
Making private businesses unable to discriminate.)

He has maintained that he thinks it’s best
To ban abortion even in cases of rape or incest.

Paul's been willing to announce across the nation
That he'd like to get rid of the Department of Education.

The way that he’s now currently running
Makes him seem crazier than crazy Jim Bunning.

Speakinginthismonotone, Rand Paul rarely thrills;
He’s Sarah Palin without her beauty pageant skills.


 

VERSE-CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and follow his poems on Twitter @ponyteyser.

TONY PEYSER FOR BUZZFLASH